Magnificent Bears
While equities are struggling to pick a direction as of midday, the weakness at the end of last week has marked fresh lows for the broad market and some of the most influential names: the Magnificent Seven. This group of mega-cap Tech names – Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Alphabet (GOOGL), Meta (META), Microsoft (MSFT), NVIDIA (NVDA), and Tesla (TSLA) – officially entered correction in the middle of the month, and through last week’s lows, it was approaching bear market territory. Since the October 29th high, the group has fallen 17.4% through Friday’s low.
While it is not yet a bear market, this is now the most severe drawdown since the tariff tantrum last spring and the 2022 bear market before that. And although the index itself isn’t in a bear market, five of the seven underlying stocks are now officially in a bear after Amazon (AMZN) and Alphabet (GOOGL) both closed down over 20% from their highs last Friday.
In the table below, we show the seven members of this group, if they are currently in a bull or bear market, how far they are from all time highs, and where their valuations stand after that move. Again, all of these stocks are in bear markets now with the exception of NVIDIA (NVDA) and Apple (AAPL). Of those two, NVDA is very close to joining the rest of the pack as it is now down 19.4%. AAPL would need to fall much further as it is down only 13.6%. Conversely, Microsoft (MSFT) and Meta (META) have led the way lower with declines eclipsing 30% versus their respective peaks.
Last week (see here and here) we discussed how the Tech sector and adjacent areas like the Magnificent 7 may have seen stagnant to outright weak price action in recent months, but that has resulted in falling multiples as estimates remain optimistic for the underlying businesses for the year ahead. As such, currently four of the seven Magnificent 7 stocks have a forward price-to-earnings ratio that is below the historical median including extremely discounted levels for the likes of Meta (currently in the 8th percentile) and Amazon (now in the first percentile of readings).
As noted previously, the two biggest decliners of the mega-caps have been MSFT and META. For MSFT, the current drawdown is nearly on par with the total decline seen during the 2022 bear market. Further, that has surpassed the COVID Crash drawdown too.
As for META, the 2022 bear market was far more severe than today’s drop, which is more on par with last spring’s decline.
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Bespoke’s Morning Lineup – 3/30/26 – Five, Going on Six?
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After a rough finish to the week for bulls last Thursday and Friday, futures are looking to rally this morning after the President posted that “The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. Great progress has been made.”
As optimistic as those statements are, the President has made a habit of making positive early-week comments to try and soothe the market. It’s become so predictable that the Speaker of Iran’s Parliament posted on X last night that “ Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long.” So that’s where we are now.
Regardless of the investment advice from Iran, futures remain positive with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq both indicated to open up 0.6%, even as crude oil is higher (but off the overnight peak). Treasury yields are also sharply lower as the 10-year yield dips down to 4.37% from 4.44% last Friday. Gold prices are also 1.4% higher, and both moves could be taken as a sign that investors are becoming more aware of potential recessionary risks if the war drags on.
In economic data today, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing is the only report on the calendar, and economists expect a modest rebound from last month’s modestly positive report.
US futures may be higher this morning, but it was a rough night in Asia, with the only green shoot being China, where the Shanghai Composite eked out a 0.2% gain. Other indices in the region were all down roughly 1% or more, with the steepest declines coming in South Korea (-3.0%) and Japan (-2.8%). The yen briefly slumped to its lowest level versus the dollar in nearly two years, but rebounded to finish off its lows of the day after BoJ officials hinted that intervention could be on the way.
European equities are in a more jovial mood this morning as the STOXX 600 trades up 0.4% in the early going, while the FTSE 100 leads the region with a gain of 0.9%, but the rally has been broad with every major benchmark in positive territory, at least for now.
The S&P 500 traded down another 2.1% last week, extending its weekly losing streak to five and taking the total decline over this period to 7.8%. After breaking below its 200-day moving average the week before last, the intensity of selling picked up steam last week, taking the S&P 500 down to the lowest level since August 7. For anyone who argued that the market had gotten ahead of itself and needed a rest late last year, you got what you wanted. Despite all the weakness, though, the S&P 500 is still more than 30% above its intraday tariff-tantrum low from last April.
The current five-week losing streak in the S&P 500 ranks as the first such streak for the index in nearly four years (May 2022) and the 30th such streak since 1953, when the five-day trading week in its current form started in late 1952. With a decline of 7.8% during the last five weeks, the current decline has been less than the average of 8.4% for all streaks since 1952. The deepest decline was 17.5% in June 1962, while the mildest was in July 2004 when the S&P 500 declined just 3.1%.
The long-term chart of the S&P 500 below shows when each prior streak occurred with a red dot. It’s interesting to see in the chart how these streaks were relatively common for much of the period from the early 1950s up through the Financial Crisis. Since the end of 2008, though, there have only been two other streaks in the last 17 years. Finally, in terms of whether these types of streaks represent buying opportunities or not, a look at the chart shows an inconclusive picture. Some of these streaks marked short-term lows for the market, but several others occurred right in the middle of longer-term downtrends.
Brunch Reads – 3/29/26
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Terracotta Tombkeepers: On March 29, 1974, a group of farmers digging a well in the countryside outside Xi’an struck fragments of clay that seemed ordinary at first but soon revealed pieces of life-sized human figures. Local authorities were notified, and archaeologists quickly determined the site was connected to the tomb complex of Qin Shi Huang, the ruler who unified China more than two thousand years earlier in 221 BC.
As excavation began, the scale of the find became shocking. Thousands of intricately detailed terracotta soldiers, along with horses and chariots, were arranged in battle formation across multiple pits, each figure unique in facial expression and posture. During the Warring States period, China was defined by constant conflict among rival kingdoms, where survival depended on military strength, innovation, and centralized control. When Qin Shi Huang emerged victorious, he imposed sweeping standardization across currency, writing, and infrastructure, while ruling with an iron grip. At the end of his life, rather than relying on symbolic burial items, he commissioned a full-scale army to guard him in the afterlife, a testament to the immense power of his rule and the extraordinary craftsmanship of the Qin dynasty.
Energy
The 2,000-Year-Old Cement Battery That Could Reduce Our Reliance on Fossil Fuel (WSJ)
A new “cement battery” uses a reversible chemical reaction to store heat from electricity, offering a simple and potentially cheap way to replace natural gas for industrial heating and buildings. If it scales, the technology could turn excess renewable energy into stored heat that can be used anytime, helping smooth out energy supply while reducing reliance on fossil fuels. [Link]
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The Bespoke Report – Equity Market Pros and Cons – Q2 2026
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Bespoke’s Morning Lineup – 3/27/26 – More Losses
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It’s another one of those days where futures drift lower throughout the morning as traders follow the new daily routine of getting up, brushing their teeth, and clicking “Sell”. At 5 AM on the East Coast, when most of us were still asleep, futures were flat to marginally higher, but they have steadily lost steam all morning, and the S&P 500 is on pace to gap down 0.4%, while the Nasdaq is down 0.6%. Barring a major reversal during the trading day, the Nasdaq is poised for its 10th down week in the last 11. That consistency to the downside has only been seen in a handful of other periods throughout the index’s history.
Treasury yields are higher, with the 10-year yield up 4 bps to 4.46%, and WTI crude oil is up another 2.5% to just under $97 per barrel. That increase comes after President Trump said he would extend the deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz by 10-days because talks were “going very well”. While that looks bullish on the surface, it’s been taken as either a sign that the President is just buying more time to launch a ground invasion, or that talks are not going anywhere and the President is just stalling. The reality is that only a handful of people really do know, so investors are using the uncertainty as an excuse to sit things out.
On a more positive note, it looks like the government shutdown will end today, which should alleviate some of the pressure at US airports. Isn’t it ironic that after more than 40 days without paying TSA employees and subjecting people across the country to airport delays, Congress finally reached an agreement just in time for their two-week vacation? The idea that members of Congress are ‘public servants’ is starting to feel like the ultimate oxymoron; unless, of course, the public they’re serving is just each other.
In Asia overnight, most major equity benchmarks were lower on the session, although Hong Kong and China managed fractional gains. Outside of Australia, though, every other equity market was down for the week. In Europe, it’s much weaker with the STOXX 600 down 1.4%, putting it into the red for the week, and most individual country indices are down at least 1% on the day.
With yesterday’s decline, the S&P 500 is now down 7.5% from its intraday high earlier this year, putting it increasingly closer to correction territory. Of the 25 industry groups within the index, 16 closed at least 10% below their respective 52-week highs (on an intraday basis), and four of those are down at least 20%, putting them in bear market territory based on the 20% definition. Leading the way down, Real Estate Management has lost more than 35% of its value, but the most painful of the declines, given its weighting in the index, is Software, which is down by nearly a third.
On the positive, or less negative side, three groups closed within 5% of their respective highs yesterday, with the most obvious being Energy.
The rally in the Energy sector has reached historic proportions in the last few weeks. Over the last three months, the sector has rallied more than 38%, which ranks in the 99.5th percentile compared to all other periods since 1990. As shown in the chart below, the only times it experienced a larger rally were coming out of Covid and early in the Russia-Ukraine war.
What’s even more impressive about the sector’s rally is that it came as the overall market declined. With the S&P 500 down over 6% in the last three months, the 44.4 percentage point performance spread between the two has only been wider for a brief period in March 2022. Outperformance of this magnitude on the part of the Energy sector is nearly unprecedented.
The Closer – Chart Check, 50-DMA Stops, S&P Streaks – 3/26/26
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- Thursdays have been the weakest day of the week for the S&P 500 over the past decade, and 2026 has no exception with nine consecutive weeks of Thursday declines.
- Over the past 50 trading days, the Energy sector has seen some of the highest consistency of daily gains on record.
- A hypothetical strategy of only owning the S&P 500 when it has been above its 50-DMA has underperformed a simple buy and hold strategy for decades.
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Q1 2026 Earnings Conference Call Recaps: Cintas (CTAS)
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Our latest recap available to Bespoke subscribers covers Cintas’ (CTAS) Q3 2026 earnings call.
Cintas (CTAS) provides outsourced uniforms, workplace safety products, facility services, and fire protection solutions to over a million businesses, helping them manage essentials like employee apparel, compliance, and cleanliness. The company delivered another strong quarter with revenue up 8.9% to $2.84B (8.2% organic) and record gross margins across all route-based segments. Demand remains steady despite a “complex” macro backdrop, with resilience across healthcare, hospitality, and government customers. Growth continues to be fueled by new customer wins (two-thirds from “no-program” users, meaning customers previously handling everything themselves) and cross-selling into existing accounts. Management emphasized ongoing investment in SAP, route capacity, and sales resources to sustain above-GDP growth. Input costs like fuel and tariffs are manageable (about 1.7% of revenue), with no reliance on surcharges. The pending UniFirst acquisition adds scale, with closing expected in the second half of 2026. Guidance was raised, signaling confidence in continued momentum. The stock was down a modest 0.72% on 3/25…
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Tarnished Gold
After bouncing yesterday, gold prices are declining again today, on pace for a one-day drop of over 3%. While today’s decline is not nearly enough for new lows on an intraday basis (it got down to the 200-DMA Monday), if gold closes at these levels, it will mark a new closing low for the current drawdown. That would take the peak-to-trough decline to 18.5% and very close to bear market levels (20%+ decline from a closing high without a 20%+ rally in between).
Bear markets haven’t been common for gold lately, as the current bull market began exactly three and a half years ago on 9/26/22. From that low through the closing high on 1/29/26, gold prices rallied 231.7%. In terms of magnitude, that would rank at the third longest since at least 1974, trailing only the 1,865-calendar-day bull market ending in May 2006 and the 1,694-day run ending in August 2020. For all 15 bull markets, the average length was 716 days, making the current one, if it turns out to have ended in January, 71% longer than average.
In terms of magnitude, the most recent bull market also ranks as one of the strongest. For all 15 bull markets since 1974, the average gain was 105%, or less than half of the gain during the current bull. In fact, the only bull market that experienced a larger gain was the 418-day bull market that ended in January 1980. In that 14-month rally, gold prices tripled from $191 up to $834 per ounce. Ironically, the level gold traded at when that bull market started is about the same as the amount by which gold prices are trading lower today!
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