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If you’re confused, join the club. Sweat is beading up on the foreheads of investors on both sides of the bull-bear debate lately. There are enough bearish headlines out there to make anyone question why in the world they would ever want to own stocks. Meanwhile, just as it seems as though the market is about to break down, Thursday and Friday happen. Seems to us like the market is doing its job!
In honor of Dr. Seuss’ 119th birthday this week, we thought it would be fun to write a description of the stock market channeling his writing style. With a tool like ChatGPT, we figured it would be easy enough. Unfortunately, the results were lacking, so in the spirit of Napolean Bonaparte who once said, “If you want a thing done well, do it yourself,” we did just that. We’ll let you judge for yourself if it was done ‘well’! But if you’re short on time this weekend, the story will tell you all you need to know about the stock market.
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