The Closer – Quarter End Chaos, JOLTS, Consumer Confidence – 3/31/26
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- The S&P 500’s 2.91% rally today was the second strongest close to a quarter since 1953.
- Hires fell out in the latest JOLTS data as it made a new low dating back 10+ years if we exclude the COVID Crash.
- Conference Board data indicated inflation expectations are ramping back up again, showing over 5%.
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Ground Beef Becoming a Luxury Item
A year ago at this time, consumers were just starting to get relief from a record spike in egg prices caused by a bird flu that tore through the hen population. Ground beef prices were also elevated at more than $5.50/lb. While egg prices collapsed back down to earth, beef prices have continued to tick higher up to $6.73/lb. At this point, the backyard burger is becoming a delicacy. Make sure to enjoy every bite this summer!
Below is a look at the percentage change in both cattle futures and ground beef prices since 2007 (as far back as we have data for both). The two have tracked each other closely over time, although we saw less of a decline in ground beef in the 2010s when cattle futures fell quite a bit.
While cattle futures saw their last record high in August, that has yet to translate to any relief at the butcher counter.
Up until the early 2010s, ground beef was the cheaper protein option than chicken. That relationship certainly doesn’t apply any longer, with ground beef costing 60% more than chicken breast. Since spiking above $4.50/lb in 2022 as inflation raged throughout the economy, chicken breast prices have pulled back some and remained stable in the low-$4 range.
Getting back to egg prices, below is an updated look at the national price for a dozen large eggs delivered to warehouses. After spiking to a record $8.50/dozen in late February last year, prices plunged to as low as $0.67/dozen this January! Prices have more than doubled off those lows back up to $1.51/dozen, but current levels still look extremely cheap compared to what consumers experienced a year ago.
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Trump 2.0 High Fliers Fall Back to Earth
The stock market saw its ups and downs in the first year of Trump 2.0, but some areas of the market went parabolic. Stocks related to quantum computing, robotics, crypto, space, rare earths, small modular reactors, and more saw triple and even quadruple-digit percentage gains in the span of months at various points between November 2024 and October 2025.
In the last five months, the fun has ended for the former high fliers, with most of them down at least 50% from their highs. The peak for the high fliers came on 10/15/25, about two weeks before the Nasdaq 100 made its last all-time high.
Below, we break down the carnage.
In the Russell 3,000, which includes more than 98% of publicly traded market cap in the US, there were 190 stocks that at least doubled from Election Day 2024 through October 15th, 2025. These 190 stocks are currently down an average of 44.5% from 52-week highs.
85 stocks gained more than 200% over the same period, and they’re down an average of 53.7%.
Narrowing down the list even more, there were 20 stocks up 500%+ that are down 64% from 52-week highs, and the 9 stocks that were up 1,000%+ have been cut an average of two-thirds.
Below is a list of the stocks that gained the most from Election Day 2024 through 10/15/25, along with how much they’re currently down from 52-week highs.
Remember the quantum computing stocks like Rigetti (RGTI) and D-Wave (QBTS) that were up more than 4,000% at their highs? They’ve both fallen more than 70%. Or how about Microvast (MVST), the EV battery play that surged over 3,100% only to crater 80% from its peak? Even Chaince Digital (CD), the crypto/blockchain name that exploded 1,125%, has since lost nearly 89% from its high, making it one of the biggest peak-to-trough collapses on the entire list.
The theme here is painfully consistent. Nearly every name that went parabolic post-election has given back a huge chunk. Nuclear power play Oklo (OKLO) gained 733% but is off 76%. Bloom Energy (BE) was up 922% and has since dropped 34%, one of the more resilient names on the list. Even Rocket Lab (RKLB) and Planet Labs (PL) are down 42% and 25%, respectively, from their highs.
The average gain for these stocks from Election Day through October 15th was a staggering 1,089%, yet the average decline from 52-week highs sits at 61%.
Once again, this is a stark reminder that the higher they fly, the harder they tend to fall!
Below are one-year price charts of six select high-fliers to help you visualize the parabolic moves and subsequent plunge.
The broader lesson here is one the market teaches every generation of new traders: parabolic moves may be thrilling to watch but can be treacherous to chase.
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Bespoke’s Morning Lineup – 3/31/26 – Oil Holds the Leash
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Sometimes the headlines make you scratch your head. This morning, equity futures are sharply higher with the rally attributed to a Wall Street Journal report that “Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz”. As we highlight below, stocks have been following the lead of oil prices at an unprecedented rate over the last several weeks, and if the US just walked away from the Middle East with the Strait still blockaded, energy markets would likely remain incredibly supply-constrained, keeping prices high. The longer prices are high and supplies are limited, the worse it’s going to be for the global economy and ultimately stock prices.
Just today, the national average price of a gallon of gas is above $4 for the first time since 2022, and as shown in the image below, it has increased by more than a dollar in just the last month.
Regardless of the reason, equity futures are up about 1% this morning, treasury yields are lower, and crude oil is slightly higher. Again, higher oil prices in this environment are negative for equity prices, and the gains we are seeing in futures may be nothing more than rebalancing ahead of quarter-end. Gold prices are up over 1%, and Bitcoin has seen a fractional gain.
We’re still in the ‘shoulder season’ for earnings, but it’s a busy day for economic data. At 9:45, we’ll get the Chicago PMI for March, followed by Consumer Confidence and JOLTS at 10 AM. The Chicago PMI and Consumer Confidence reports are both for March, so they will give some of the first reads on how the war has impacted economic and consumer sentiment.
If you want to know the direction of the equity market these days, look at crude oil and go with the opposite. It’s become cliché, but it also hasn’t been truer at any point in at least the last 20 years. Just look at the performance of the SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY) compared to the US Oil Fund (USO) over the last six months. The two series have mirrored each other.
USO launched in 2006, and we compared the daily direction of the ETF and SPY for every trading day since its inception. The chart below shows the rolling 50-day total of the number of days that the two ETFs moved in opposite directions on the day. In the most recent 50-trading-day period, when USO zigged, SPY zagged 38 times, or 76% of all trading days. In the ETF’s history, its daily moves have never been more inversely correlated to the direction of SPY. The only other time the number of occurrences even approached current levels was back in August 2008. Ironically, that was also part of the price spike when crude oil first crossed $100, ultimately peaking above $147.
One sector that has felt the pain of higher oil prices is the traditional auto OEMS. Just moving alphabetically down the list, shares of Ford (F) had performed exceptionally well leading up to the war, with shares in a steady uptrend and trading at 52-week highs on the eve of the first missiles being fired. Since then, it’s down 20%.
General Motors (GM) performance leading to the war was also very strong, and even though it wasn’t’ right at 52-week highs, shares were up more than 70% in the prior year. Shares have declined more than 17% from their peak and are down 8% since the war started.
Unlike F and GM, Stellantis (STLA) was already weak leading up to the war and down sharply from its 52-week highs. Since then, it’s only got worse as shares are down 17% this month.
When you think of car stocks, Winnebago (WGO) may not be the first stock that comes to mind, but boy, is it ever exposed to higher gas prices. Right before the war, the stock was right at 52-week highs, perhaps on optimism that many Americans would take road trips to celebrate America turning 250. A month later, with gas prices at $4 per gallon nationwide, and suddenly that 10-mile-per-gallon gas guzzler doesn’t seem nearly as good an idea.
While traditional car companies with a focus on internal combustion engines have had a rough March, what about EV companies? Well, RIVN hasn’t rallied this month, but in this market, a decline of 1% is basically a win.
Until gas prices at the very least stop going up as quickly as they have, it’s going to be hard for these traditional auto stocks to get out of their own way.
The Closer – Tech Wreck, 200-DMA, Valuation Contraction – 3/30/26
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- Various parts of the Tech sector including prior winners within the AI space and unprofitable companies have gotten hit particularly hard in recent days.
- Credit spreads made a new high with both investment grade and high yield CDS indices closing at the highest levels since the Liberation Day tariff announcement period last year.
- Multiple contraction has been experienced throughout the market, from high flying Tech stocks to defensive stocks in the Health Care and Utilities space.
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Magnificent Bears
While equities are struggling to pick a direction as of midday, the weakness at the end of last week has marked fresh lows for the broad market and some of the most influential names: the Magnificent Seven. This group of mega-cap Tech names – Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Alphabet (GOOGL), Meta (META), Microsoft (MSFT), NVIDIA (NVDA), and Tesla (TSLA) – officially entered correction in the middle of the month, and through last week’s lows, it was approaching bear market territory. Since the October 29th high, the group has fallen 17.4% through Friday’s low.
While it is not yet a bear market, this is now the most severe drawdown since the tariff tantrum last spring and the 2022 bear market before that. And although the index itself isn’t in a bear market, five of the seven underlying stocks are now officially in a bear after Amazon (AMZN) and Alphabet (GOOGL) both closed down over 20% from their highs last Friday.
In the table below, we show the seven members of this group, if they are currently in a bull or bear market, how far they are from all time highs, and where their valuations stand after that move. Again, all of these stocks are in bear markets now with the exception of NVIDIA (NVDA) and Apple (AAPL). Of those two, NVDA is very close to joining the rest of the pack as it is now down 19.4%. AAPL would need to fall much further as it is down only 13.6%. Conversely, Microsoft (MSFT) and Meta (META) have led the way lower with declines eclipsing 30% versus their respective peaks.
Last week (see here and here) we discussed how the Tech sector and adjacent areas like the Magnificent 7 may have seen stagnant to outright weak price action in recent months, but that has resulted in falling multiples as estimates remain optimistic for the underlying businesses for the year ahead. As such, currently four of the seven Magnificent 7 stocks have a forward price-to-earnings ratio that is below the historical median including extremely discounted levels for the likes of Meta (currently in the 8th percentile) and Amazon (now in the first percentile of readings).
As noted previously, the two biggest decliners of the mega-caps have been MSFT and META. For MSFT, the current drawdown is nearly on par with the total decline seen during the 2022 bear market. Further, that has surpassed the COVID Crash drawdown too.
As for META, the 2022 bear market was far more severe than today’s drop, which is more on par with last spring’s decline.
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Bespoke’s Morning Lineup – 3/30/26 – Five, Going on Six?
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After a rough finish to the week for bulls last Thursday and Friday, futures are looking to rally this morning after the President posted that “The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. Great progress has been made.”
As optimistic as those statements are, the President has made a habit of making positive early-week comments to try and soothe the market. It’s become so predictable that the Speaker of Iran’s Parliament posted on X last night that “ Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long.” So that’s where we are now.
Regardless of the investment advice from Iran, futures remain positive with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq both indicated to open up 0.6%, even as crude oil is higher (but off the overnight peak). Treasury yields are also sharply lower as the 10-year yield dips down to 4.37% from 4.44% last Friday. Gold prices are also 1.4% higher, and both moves could be taken as a sign that investors are becoming more aware of potential recessionary risks if the war drags on.
In economic data today, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing is the only report on the calendar, and economists expect a modest rebound from last month’s modestly positive report.
US futures may be higher this morning, but it was a rough night in Asia, with the only green shoot being China, where the Shanghai Composite eked out a 0.2% gain. Other indices in the region were all down roughly 1% or more, with the steepest declines coming in South Korea (-3.0%) and Japan (-2.8%). The yen briefly slumped to its lowest level versus the dollar in nearly two years, but rebounded to finish off its lows of the day after BoJ officials hinted that intervention could be on the way.
European equities are in a more jovial mood this morning as the STOXX 600 trades up 0.4% in the early going, while the FTSE 100 leads the region with a gain of 0.9%, but the rally has been broad with every major benchmark in positive territory, at least for now.
The S&P 500 traded down another 2.1% last week, extending its weekly losing streak to five and taking the total decline over this period to 7.8%. After breaking below its 200-day moving average the week before last, the intensity of selling picked up steam last week, taking the S&P 500 down to the lowest level since August 7. For anyone who argued that the market had gotten ahead of itself and needed a rest late last year, you got what you wanted. Despite all the weakness, though, the S&P 500 is still more than 30% above its intraday tariff-tantrum low from last April.
The current five-week losing streak in the S&P 500 ranks as the first such streak for the index in nearly four years (May 2022) and the 30th such streak since 1953, when the five-day trading week in its current form started in late 1952. With a decline of 7.8% during the last five weeks, the current decline has been less than the average of 8.4% for all streaks since 1952. The deepest decline was 17.5% in June 1962, while the mildest was in July 2004 when the S&P 500 declined just 3.1%.
The long-term chart of the S&P 500 below shows when each prior streak occurred with a red dot. It’s interesting to see in the chart how these streaks were relatively common for much of the period from the early 1950s up through the Financial Crisis. Since the end of 2008, though, there have only been two other streaks in the last 17 years. Finally, in terms of whether these types of streaks represent buying opportunities or not, a look at the chart shows an inconclusive picture. Some of these streaks marked short-term lows for the market, but several others occurred right in the middle of longer-term downtrends.
Brunch Reads – 3/29/26
Welcome to Bespoke Brunch Reads — a linkfest of some of our favorite articles over the past week. The links are mostly market-related, but there are some other interesting subjects covered as well. We hope you enjoy the food for thought as a supplement to the research we provide you during the week.
Terracotta Tombkeepers: On March 29, 1974, a group of farmers digging a well in the countryside outside Xi’an struck fragments of clay that seemed ordinary at first but soon revealed pieces of life-sized human figures. Local authorities were notified, and archaeologists quickly determined the site was connected to the tomb complex of Qin Shi Huang, the ruler who unified China more than two thousand years earlier in 221 BC.
As excavation began, the scale of the find became shocking. Thousands of intricately detailed terracotta soldiers, along with horses and chariots, were arranged in battle formation across multiple pits, each figure unique in facial expression and posture. During the Warring States period, China was defined by constant conflict among rival kingdoms, where survival depended on military strength, innovation, and centralized control. When Qin Shi Huang emerged victorious, he imposed sweeping standardization across currency, writing, and infrastructure, while ruling with an iron grip. At the end of his life, rather than relying on symbolic burial items, he commissioned a full-scale army to guard him in the afterlife, a testament to the immense power of his rule and the extraordinary craftsmanship of the Qin dynasty.
Energy
The 2,000-Year-Old Cement Battery That Could Reduce Our Reliance on Fossil Fuel (WSJ)
A new “cement battery” uses a reversible chemical reaction to store heat from electricity, offering a simple and potentially cheap way to replace natural gas for industrial heating and buildings. If it scales, the technology could turn excess renewable energy into stored heat that can be used anytime, helping smooth out energy supply while reducing reliance on fossil fuels. [Link]
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The Bespoke Report – Equity Market Pros and Cons – Q2 2026
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Bespoke’s Morning Lineup – 3/27/26 – More Losses
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It’s another one of those days where futures drift lower throughout the morning as traders follow the new daily routine of getting up, brushing their teeth, and clicking “Sell”. At 5 AM on the East Coast, when most of us were still asleep, futures were flat to marginally higher, but they have steadily lost steam all morning, and the S&P 500 is on pace to gap down 0.4%, while the Nasdaq is down 0.6%. Barring a major reversal during the trading day, the Nasdaq is poised for its 10th down week in the last 11. That consistency to the downside has only been seen in a handful of other periods throughout the index’s history.
Treasury yields are higher, with the 10-year yield up 4 bps to 4.46%, and WTI crude oil is up another 2.5% to just under $97 per barrel. That increase comes after President Trump said he would extend the deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz by 10-days because talks were “going very well”. While that looks bullish on the surface, it’s been taken as either a sign that the President is just buying more time to launch a ground invasion, or that talks are not going anywhere and the President is just stalling. The reality is that only a handful of people really do know, so investors are using the uncertainty as an excuse to sit things out.
On a more positive note, it looks like the government shutdown will end today, which should alleviate some of the pressure at US airports. Isn’t it ironic that after more than 40 days without paying TSA employees and subjecting people across the country to airport delays, Congress finally reached an agreement just in time for their two-week vacation? The idea that members of Congress are ‘public servants’ is starting to feel like the ultimate oxymoron; unless, of course, the public they’re serving is just each other.
In Asia overnight, most major equity benchmarks were lower on the session, although Hong Kong and China managed fractional gains. Outside of Australia, though, every other equity market was down for the week. In Europe, it’s much weaker with the STOXX 600 down 1.4%, putting it into the red for the week, and most individual country indices are down at least 1% on the day.
With yesterday’s decline, the S&P 500 is now down 7.5% from its intraday high earlier this year, putting it increasingly closer to correction territory. Of the 25 industry groups within the index, 16 closed at least 10% below their respective 52-week highs (on an intraday basis), and four of those are down at least 20%, putting them in bear market territory based on the 20% definition. Leading the way down, Real Estate Management has lost more than 35% of its value, but the most painful of the declines, given its weighting in the index, is Software, which is down by nearly a third.
On the positive, or less negative side, three groups closed within 5% of their respective highs yesterday, with the most obvious being Energy.
The rally in the Energy sector has reached historic proportions in the last few weeks. Over the last three months, the sector has rallied more than 38%, which ranks in the 99.5th percentile compared to all other periods since 1990. As shown in the chart below, the only times it experienced a larger rally were coming out of Covid and early in the Russia-Ukraine war.
What’s even more impressive about the sector’s rally is that it came as the overall market declined. With the S&P 500 down over 6% in the last three months, the 44.4 percentage point performance spread between the two has only been wider for a brief period in March 2022. Outperformance of this magnitude on the part of the Energy sector is nearly unprecedented.
































